If you don't think Wilford Brimley is funny, get off this web page now.
This web page is dedicated to an obese, grumpy old man by the name of Wilford Brimley. He is my idol. He has diabeetus. Diabetes isn't funny, but diabeetus IS funny. He does commercials for Liberty Medical, a company that sells Diabeetus testing supplies. In those commercials he tells you to "Check your blood sugar and check it often." Those commercials aren't supposed to be funny, but they are. Back in the day he did commercials for Quaker Oatmeal. In those commercials he was with his granddaughter eating oatmeal and he would say "this little shit eats peaches and cream every fucking mornin."
In his movies, he usually plays a grumpy old man, and he is a grumpy old man in real life. In the episode of Seinfeld he was in, he played Postmaster General Henry Atkins. He was a nasty guy in that too. Kramer didn't want his mail anymore, and The Brimster abducted Kramer and told him "there's a stack of Diabeetus testing supplies out there that belongs to you now you want those Diabeetus testing supplies don't you, Mr Kramer." Kramer was scared, so he took those testin supplies. At a young age I was told, whenever a Liberty commercial would come on, to "stay away from that nasty obese bastard."
Wilford has a killer mustache. He hides razor blades under that mustache and cuts up the little fucks that go on his lawn.
Before he became famous, Wilford stole air conditioners for a living. He sold them to his friend Dick Richards. Richards hangs out behind K-Mart running a pawn shop and dealing Cocaine.
Wilford was a singer in the 90s. His debut single, "It's the Right thing to do", was on the top of the billboard charts for 23 strait weeks. He put aside his music career to work on his acting. In 2005, he returned to the music scene and released two rap singles, "The Beetis" and Beetis Extravaganza." Both were very popular. Click here to see Wilford in concert.
When Wilford isn't acting or testing his blood sugar, he hangs out at the race track drinking and betting away all the money he got from "Walker, Texas Ranger". If you go to the race track and bring cookies and wave them around, Wilford will come over.
Check out these other Wilford Brimley websites:
Wilford Brimley World - this guy is sticking up for Wilford Brimley, saying people shouldn't make fun of him. This web page was made before Wilford's diabeetus commercials, before Wilford became a laughing stock. I bet this guy makes fun of Wilford now.
Diabeetis.com - this is the unofficial home of Wilford Brimley and his "diabeetus testin supplies."
Stories about Wilford - that poor Wesley.
Liberty Medical - Wilford Brimley's diabeetus company.
Liberty Medical commercial - a commercial with Wilford and his diabeetus.
Quaker oats commercial - It's the right thing to do, and a tasty way to do it.
Wilford on a horse - that poor horse
